In my previous article, I invented a word, blarknard. Blarknard is a word I invented because I’d rather not say fucking insane in a public setting. So I submitted blarknard to urbandictionary.com. This way on the occasions I mean fucking insane, I can use blarknard, and not offend my mother – who has never said blarknard, but has occasionally said the other word. Not all the time. Not often. Not recently. But when she did, look for a safe place.
Blarknard was initially rejected by urbandictionary.com. I’m not sure why. It could be because it’s an obviously made up word. But it’s urbandictionary.com, so what isn’t?
Anyway, instead of saying fucking insane and making my mother upset, I can say blarknard. So, stay tuned for my next post, The Holidays Make Me Blarknard, Part 1. I can’t imagine there won’t be more than one.